SKITTLES 101
Think you know these sassy little candies? Think again. (That way you get to keep thinking about SKITTLES)
FACT #1
1 out of every 9 emojis is after your SKITTLES. Stay vigilant.
FACT #2
Omnomnomnivores love SKITTLES.
FACT #3
Marsupials developed pouches to stash SKITTLES. 10 out of 10 “scientists” disagree. What do they know anyway?
FACT #4
SKITTLES love their fans, but they prefer not to sign autographs.
FACT #5
Leonardo da Vinci originally painted the Mona Lisa with SKITTLES, but she looked too happy, so…
FACT #6
In days of yore, unicorn dragons breathed SKITTLES. They also had way more friends than regular dragons.
FACT #7
A small amount of SKITTLES is properly classified as a small amount of SKITTLES (according to our legal department).
FACT #8
Yes, SKITTLES themselves have the SKITTLES touch. You can imagine the complications this brings
FACT #9
Lift SKITTLES with your legs, not with your back.